In which the icon is sort of related to the chat and also to AWKWARDNESS.

[amand_r]

For posterity, please remember that joanwilder is my mum.

amand_r: so, I can't believe I'm asking you this. But.
joanwilder: uh oh
amand_r: If YOU were writing a sex scene and you needed to call the clitoris something, would you call it a clitoris or a clit?
joanwilder: oh, of the two, I'd say clit
amand_r: The latter sounds too crass, and the former too clinical.
joanwilder: clitoris is lke saying penis. Yuck
amand_r: But clit. Clit. Gah.
joanwilder: and all the in between euphemisms are just stupid
amand_r: WHY DO ME NOT HAVE ANY GOOD WORDS?
amand_r: or typing skills.
joanwilder: you could say nub of lub
amand_r: YOU ARE. NOT. HELPING.
joanwilder: HER VIBRANT CENTER. HER CORE.
amand_r: Oh Jesus.
joanwilder: Hey, I read this all the time.
amand_r: You know, on a related note, whenever I see "her core," my brain inserts the word "alba" in between them. And then I start laughing madly. Because you know. it's kind of related.
amand_r: And because I am a misogynist pig.

And then it got worse.

You may all sit back in horror.

By the way, I went with...::checks text:: ...clit.

Okay then.

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WATCH OUT FOR THE PON FAR.

I vaguely remembering my husband saying that I ever chose a porn name (as if I would be making porn as a matter of fact, apparently.), it should be T'Porn.

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

T'Porn! I like that.