the best thing i've said all day

[amand_r]

This is just to say that

I like that whole, "Oh, do you only like heterosexual sex?" bit.
Oh, do you only like dill pickles?
Oh, do you only like Shakespeare's early work?
Oh, did you want the plums from the ice box?
I ate them.
Forgive me.
They were delicious.
So sweet.
And so gay.

ALSO: LONGDOG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

Comments

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

LIKE ONE OF THOSE STILL-LIFE PAINTINGS WITH THE BOWLS OF APPLES AND SHIT. UH, BUT NOT LITERALLY SHIT.

ALSO, GAYNESS.

P.S. The point of Longdog was to make us misread it as "Longdong" five times in a row y/y?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAH THE FRUIT HAS MANY LAYERS. LIKE YOUR ICON.

I DID NOT MISREAD LONG DOG. NOT. AT. ALL.

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

MY ICON IS DEEP, MAN.

I DIDN'T MISREAD IT EITHER. I AM NOT SECRETLY A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD BOY. I DO NOT READ INNUENDO IN UR ENDO INTO EVERYTHING I ENCOUNTER, AND I NEVER EVER THINK THAT THE WORD "DONG" LOLZ IS HILARIOUS. I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW. CHECKING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

URANUS IS MY FAVORITE PLANET.

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

FUN FACT: I'M TAKING AN ASTRONOMY CLASS RIGHT NOW, WHERE BOTH THE PROFESSOR AND THE TEXTBOOK ARE TRYING SO EARNESTLY TO CONVINCE US THAT IT'S PRONOUNCED "URINE-US," LIKE THAT'S ANY FUCKING BETTER.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAH MY GREEK TEACHER TRIED THAT CRAP WITH ME. I WAS LIKE, "STFU. YOU'RE GERMAN, MAN."