Squiffy is an awesome word! It's the perfect decription of the feeling you get the first drink hits home and you get that stupid grin on your face that you can't help.

Drugs and alcohol are cheaper than alcohol alone! It's fab!

Unfortunately, the pub we got the cocktails from has changed to shitty, cheap, wine based Baron von Scheuters Butterscotch Schnapps, rather than sticking to the excellent spirit based De Kuypers. My chocolate martini was less than its usual standard of complete nomness as a result. FAIL, SJ'S.