I would send you a photo of the HELL KITCHEN, but my camera batteries are fail.

Suffice to say it is what happens when two guys live together, one of them refuses to do dishes, and the other one decides to see what happens if he uses all the other dishes in a misguided effort to manipulate Guy A into lifting a finger in there.

THIS HAS GONE EXACTLY AS BADLY AS YOU THINK IT HAS.

*twitch*