Children of Earth, The Expurgated Version

[amand_r]

Hey, little bears (NOT SHITBEARS)! Don't be so down! DON"T BE SAD PANDAS! I maded you something! It's crackalicious!

CHILDREN OF EARTH (duh spoilers for 1-3)







I feel better.

Comments

[godofstrife.livejournal.com]

FUCK YES! THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVING SEX OR AN ORGY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

ESPECIALLY AT MY HOUSE.

[godofstrife.livejournal.com]

OR IN THE BUNKER. LET THE ZOMBIES COME I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING! aND THEN HAVE AN ORGY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WE GO UPSTAIRS WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME. DESTROY THE STAIRCASE, AND THEN IT'S LOCK AND LOAD.

[godofstrife.livejournal.com]

I'LL TAKE A G36 TO THOSE DEAD FUCKERS! IT'S GONNA GET MESSY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THE BIKE GENERATOR IS ALL READY TO GO.

[godofstrife.livejournal.com]

THE PILE OF BODIES IS GETTING HIGHER AND THEN THEY WON'T NEED STAIRS TO EAT US!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SHITBEARS. GO TO PLAN B. SHOOT OUR WAY OUT AND MAKE FOR THAT DESERTED ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE. THEY'LL NEVER FIND US THERE.

[godofstrife.livejournal.com]

IN "DAWN OF THE DEAD" THEY'RE ALREADY THERE.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MAN BETWEEN THIS IS THE SPOILERS, MY VIBE IS GETTING HARSHED.

WE SHOULD BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY FOR JUST THIS OCCASION.

[godofstrife.livejournal.com]

UNDERWATER CITY. AND WE NEED BIGGER GUNS: I SUGGEST MG3, GRANADES AND AP AMMO!

WE NEED TO KIDNAP IANTO AND BRING HIM TO OUR CITY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

FUCK THAT SHIT--LET'S STEAL JACK'S BIG GUN.

IANTO WILL COME TO OUR CITY AND MAKE ME COFFEE.