amand_r: (VSTROYER OF WORLDS)
[livejournal.com profile] idyll: What's the weather?
VSTROYER: (screaming) How's the weather out there!

[livejournal.com profile] paragraphs: If you could go anywhere, where would you want to go and how would you get there? Would you let your Mom go with you?
VSTROYER: To the zoo. It's all the way far away, but it's a little bit far away. But we didn't see any parking so we could go to the zoo. But we could park somewhere, so we could go to the zoo. We could get there early.
Me: Will you let me go with you?
VSTROYER: Yes! It's going to be fun at the zoo, is it?
Me: What are we going to do at the zoo?
VSTROYER: Animals and I don't know, kinda chicken bu--. OOOPS I ALMOST SAID CHICKEN BUTT.

[livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade: What should I eat for dinner?
VSTROYER: Maybe pasta. Maybe chicken. Rice, maybe. Carrots, maybe. Carrots are good. Carrots you can make. Dumplings. Dumplings look good to me. And meatballs. All the time.

[livejournal.com profile] tripperfunster: What is the meaning of life?
VSTROYER: I don't know what that called is.

[livejournal.com profile] tripperfunster: How much money will I need for retirement?
VSTROYER: What's retirement?
VSTROYER: It's when you stop working when you're older and take a big old vacation.
VSTROYER: Hrm. Maybe twenty.
Me: Just twenty? Twenty what? Bears? Shells?
VSTROYER: Yeah, shells.
Me: Shells? Really?
VSTROYER: Yeah, from the beach.

[livejournal.com profile] black_rider: Why are we here and not there?
VSTROYER: Because we have to stay at our house.
Me: Oh. Okay.
VSTROYER: I had to think about it.
Me: That's a pretty good answer. Anything to add?
VSTROYER: Food.

Me: Is there anything you want to say?
VSTROYER: I don't know.
Me: There's no wrong answer.
VSTROYER: Oh.
Me: So that’s it?
VSTROYER: Think.
Me: That's what you want to say? Think?
VSTROYER: Yeah.

So there you have it, people. THINK.
amand_r: (VSTROYER OF WORLDS)
Me: So, what are you going to name that dragon?
Her: How to train your dragon.
Me: Like two words? First name "Howtotrainyour" last name "Dragon"?
Her:No, like one word.
Me: His name is Howtotrainyourdragon the dragon?
Her: No, I think two words.
Me: Solid choice.
Her: Yeah.

If you want, you can meme my kid. Ask her any question you like, and I'll relay the message.
amand_r: (WATCH FOR CAMELS)
So here's that music meme thing. It's bizarre how when the songs come on, you try to justify them in your head as the music to the setting. Look at my final battle and fight song. Apparently, all my violence scenes are slowed down like the matrix. And my "graduating college" song is apparently me either swindling the college or dropping out. My mental breakdown song indicates that time last year when I went bonkers and wrote ALL THE PORN. Paying dues is cool too, as I have been wondering if I am capable of being a serial killer lately. You know. For fun. (I kid, I kid, assholes.)

Look at all that lead in I gave you! )
amand_r: (da bing)


Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

Now answer these questions:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
amand_r: (the asian persuasion)
I read a bit in 2010, and I got one of those memes, but I just didn't feel like doing it until now. So here:

Wot I read in 2010. )

God I feel like I got nothing last year.
amand_r: (firefly/well fuck)
Stolen from like, three different people:

1. Name 2 characters from any of my fandoms.
2. Name a destination, anywhere in the known or created universes.
3. I'll write you one character's postcard to the other, from that destination.
4. ...because I'm really bored at work.

I don't work, so that last bit doesn't apply, unless you think child rearing is a job. AND IT SO FUCKING IS.

HAI.

Dec. 30th, 2010 01:06 pm
amand_r: (christmas/mc chris evergreen)
Does anyone have a good meme for year in review for books and reading? I did one for fic writing, but I read a shitload, and I'd like to wrap it up, if even for me. Has anyone seen one around or done one?

ETA: ALSO, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE SNUGGIE, BECAUSE I FUCKING NEED THIS (h/t [livejournal.com profile] gypsylady, who probably wishes I hadn't associated her with this.)
amand_r: (paperclip/writing)
I was curious for my wordcount this year, so I think I'll go by month of posting, not month of writing, because I usually post right after I finish, but also, I have multiple things going on. This year took for EVER.

OH MY GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING? )So yeah, I think I'm gonna take a nap.
amand_r: (christmas/mc chris evergreen)
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.


DAY FIVE

1. Man, I wish I'd never skipped classes. I didn't do it a lot, but I did sometimes, and I could have saved myself a shitload of pain if I had just got off my ass and gone.

2. I wish I hadn't quit during my second year at Cedar Point. I was fed up, but I could have developed better people skills and stuck it out, and that would have been good money.

3. I wish I hadn't slept in yesterday.

4. Or any of the days I choose to sleep in.

5. I wish I hadn't been such a pain in the ass last winter when I was working on a project with people. Back then it seemed like there was no other way but now I think I might just shrug and said, "whatever" and been able to handle it better.

6. I wish I hadn't eaten all those buckeyes. Gah.
amand_r: (batman/how exciting is this?)
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.

DAY FOUR:

1. Money. As in, I have enough, but what is enough? What if it runs out? What will I do? What can I sell? Why do I have all this shit? I should sell this shit and save the money. I don't need about 7/8ths of the shit I have. Are you REALLY going to watch that copy of Rurouni Kenshin enough to justify the price?

2. I want to write this fic and that fic and that one too and ooooh, this fic and that one and I guess I should actually sell something again.

3. Does this make me look fat? Jesus, it doesn't I just AM fat. When did I get all that on my stomach? Why am I not still a ten? What the hell am I eating? I should exercise more. But well, I've been sick, but still, aren't you supposed to lose weight when you're sick, not gain? Wait, is that starve a cold, feed a flu? Or what? Gah. I bet these just shrunk after I washed them 85 times.

4. Who is going to die next? How do I prepare for that? I suppose if it's me, I should get everything ready. I better clean my basement. I could sell all that shit while I'm cleaning aaaaaaaand we go right back to number one.

5. What did I just step i—oh cat sick.

6. I could cook that. Who would I feed it to?

7. Something is conspicuous by its absence. Where is the kid? What is she doing? Oh dear god she's been quiet for twenty minutes. I'm in for it now.
amand_r: (crimmas/jack's crimmas tardis)
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.

DAY THREE:

1. Swordfight.
2. Hannibal Lecter.
3. Eat mah food.
4. Be funny.
5. Be sexually adventurous.
6. Don't be an asshole.
7. Watch TV series in marathons sometimes.
8. Be Tianyu.
amand_r: (Default)
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S TEN DAYS, NICK. I CAN'T COUNT AND NOW I'M JUST GOING WITH IT.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.

DAY TWO

1. I suck at clipping coupons.
2. I'm starting a running regimen. This sucks ass. Why me? Why in the winter?
3. I bake. I rarely eat anything I make.
4. My favorite dessert, while we're on the subject, are golden grahams s'mores.
5. My favorite book, still, is John Fowles' The Magus.
6. My favorite band of all time is concrete blonde. Always. Allllllways.
7. Speaking of Always, I hate maxi pads.
8. I don't believe in baking with margarine.
9. I love tofu. (four of these are about food. That should tell you why I need #2).
amand_r: (crimmas/ianto's crushing santajack)
Stole it from Nick. Whatevs.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.


DAY ONE:

1. You never write, you never call, and that's okay. Sort of.
2. If you make trouble, I'mma pants you.
3. I am so fucking proud of you, it's ridic.
4. Sometimes I think she made you.
5. Sometimes I think you blame me.
6. JFC she's not anorexic, OK?
7. Why is it Always All About You?
8. I miss you like burning.
9. If I had scads of money, I'd spend a bunch of it on you.
10. You. You are perfect.
amand_r: (vanilla ice/check out the HOOK!)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEE.

LYRICS )

eta: ha ha NONE OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN ANY OF THE HIP-HOP ONES. OMG U ARE ALL LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
amand_r: (drwho/daleks!)
1. BEST THING EVAR. (H/T [livejournal.com profile] kwanalicious)

2. PHOTO DUMP )
amand_r: (bunny/well helloooooo loser)
This is Mao:



Boring Mander's purse is boring. )
amand_r: (torchwood/jack ianto hand)
Title: The argument
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters Jack/Ianto (cameo by Janet)
Rating: PG
Medium: watercolours
Artist's ability: Poor
Poem: "who's most afraid of death?thou" by e.e. cummings
A/N: I like painting, okay? It's something the kid and I do together. At the table. And there's a poem, but not so much with the porn

Stay tuned afterwards for bonus panels. )
amand_r: (Default)
The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request ~something~ of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal. If you absolutely can't write, you can offer drawings or icons or something instead (meta? picspams? reasons why that character/pairing rocks/doesn't rock?).

They will be fics. They have to fit in the comments to this post, man. You don't have to repost to request. Any of my listed fandoms. Awwww yeah.

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