Jul. 19th, 2011

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See, I think "Hail to the Vagina" is awesome. On the other hand, I don't think you need to be doing anything special to you cooter. Really now, you shouldn't. That's how you get yeast infections and shit. There's also some sort of "men fight over it so you should make it pretty for them" vibe here. I wish they had just stuck with the "cradle of civilisation" angle.

Lol. vag cradle.

SERIOUS.

Jul. 19th, 2011 07:17 pm
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C, Viola's BFF has been in a bad mood all day. They're outside riding bikes, and then I look up and see her mom coming up the walk with one of Viola's bikes.

I live in fear that someday I will be told, "Viola is a horrible kid and I don't want C playing with her anymore." But instead, apparently, C has apparently crossed that last line and talked back to her mum. I hear her inside her house having the mother of all temper tantrums. Her mum rolls her eyes and we commiserate on the tribulations of strong-willed children. Then she goes back to her house and we hear Hurricane C unleashing the banshee wails of madness.

Viola: Woah, that is some serious crying.
Me: (pause and then MONSTER HUG OF ADORABLENESS)
Viola: Yeah, SERIOUS crying.
Me: You know what I would do if you had a temper tantrum like that?
Viola: Paddle the backside?
Me: Bingo. It's called, 'giving you something to cry about'.
Viola: No thank you.
Me: You're adorable.
Viola: Yeah, a little bit.

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