Apr. 2nd, 2011

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Apr. 2nd, 2011 10:55 am
amand_r: (obligatory serious icon)
Douchenozzle,

By the way, a list of shit you have missed that you would have loved:

The word "douchenozzle"
Every Rag since 2005
Viola had her kung fu noises
My cookie baking craze.
Sextra Credit
Every CNY
V for Vendetta.
Torchwood
Hellsing Ultimate
Bacon in everything
The 2008 election
How bad the A-Team Movie was
Charlie Sheen's complete and utter devolution.
Making inappropriate jokes about Rebecca Black
Rome
Lucy Lawless's full frontal nudity
Boondocks S2
The Transformers movies
Recent events in Egypt and the rest of the middle east
The Dark Knight
Iron Man 1 and 2
Everything Jet Li has made since 2006
The 2010 Olympics
THE SEVENTH HARRY POTTER BOOK.
WALL-E
Parkour


I can't think of any more, because I long ago stopped thinking of you when I stumble across things you like. That's your fault, you know.

You know what you aren't missing? Snookie. Trust me on this one.

Love,

Me

Me: Viola, I want you to pee before naptime.
Her: No thank you.
Me: Yeah, that wasn't really a request.
Her: No, my butt is empty.

See, asshole? You missed that. She's like a fodder machine.

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