Mar. 10th, 2011

look man

Mar. 10th, 2011 07:38 pm
amand_r: (CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS)
I AM NOT SAYING I'M A BNF. AND I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO BUY ME AN IPOD OR A LAPTOP OR SOMETHING.

BUT LOOK PEOPLE. LOOK AT IT.



IS THERE ANYTHING MORE WORTHY OF ME? I MEAN, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THIS MORE "ME" IS IF IT WAS STUDDED WITH PLUSH SHARKS.

BULLSHIT TIME:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FIC I COULD WRITE IF I HAD THIS CHAIR? (RE: NONE) OH MY GOD I WOULD WRITE A THIRTY CHAPTER EPIC JACK/IANTO ROMANCE IN SPACE WITH NO WATERSPORTS, BUT SOME BONDAGE AND A JOHN HART CAMEO, AND THEN THERE'D BE A BIG FOURWAY WITH THE FACE OF BOE (IF YOU FELT LIKE IT.). AND THEN IN THE END, JACK WOULD TELL IANTO HE LOVED HIM AND THEN THEY'D GO BACK IN TIME AND SAVE IANTO FROM THE ALIEN FART AND THEN THEY'D GET MARRIED AND HAVE LIKE FIVE KIDS (MPREG OR NOT, YOUR CHOICE), AND THEN LIKE, UHM, IANTO WOULD GET TARDIS-PROBED AND END UP IMMORTAL TOO, AND HE AND JACK WOULD LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER AND END UP TWO HEADS IN A JAR, AND WHEN THEY WANTED TO HAVE SEX AN ACOLYTE WOULD JUST PICK UP THE JAR AND SHAKE IT VIGOROUSLY.

HOLY SHIT I WOULD LIKE A CIGARETTE. BUT NOT ON MY PLUSH PANDA CHAIR.

END BS PART.

BUT SERIOUSLY, AS ANYONE EVER DONE TO IANTO IN A FIC WHAT THE TARDIS DID TO JACK? WOULDN'T THAT JUST...SOLVE EVERYTHING? AND THEN THEY'D BE LIKE...THE ODD COUPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY, AND THEY'D SPLIT UP AND COME BACK TOGETHER EVERY 500 YEARS OR SO, LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE THAT LIVES ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE HOUSE, IF BY "HOUSE" I MEANT UNIVERSE.

I READ THAT ONCE.

ALSO, UHM, ALICE IN WONDERLAND IS A FUCKED BOOK.

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